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Welcome! This is Tumble, Don't Fumble. An interactive self-help game where we take a journey to get into our bags. After this journey you will have to tools necessary to tumble any bag you come across and you'll never have to worry about a fumble ever again. Use the side panel on the left to save your journey whenever you need a break tumbling. You can also use this panel to load you bag, but if you are new to the bag, I have a question. What is typical when you get into a bag.
<<choice fumble "Fumble the bag.">>
<<choice tumble "Tumble the bag.">>
<<choice nobag "What's a bag">>
<<choice about "About this Project">>* Using the choice tag doesn't seem to work two-way. If I got back to a previous page it will have all the links disbaled. If I understand correctly this is intended behavior.
* I think SugarCube uses its own save/load feature so I might not have to worry about that.It is ok...You are a failure that doesn't know how to handle a bag and that's ok. This is why we are taking this journey to the bag. To teach you how to not fuck up and miss that bag because you are clearly very good about that. However, this is what this interactive self-help game is all about! Teaching you how to not be a loser who fumbles bags like a buttery handed wimp!
<<choice guide1 "Well damn...">>Maaaaan! You ain't tumbling shit. You wouldn't be wasting your time with an interactive self help game called 'Tumble, Don't Fumble". The first step to getting into that bag and not fumble the ball into oblivion is act like you got some sense....Honestly I am breaking my own rule because I'm not even sure why I put that down as an option. I'm not even sure why you tried it.
<<choice guide1 "My bad. Carry on.">>Oh wow...So you like broke broke, huh? You might need this journey more than I thought. You might need my self help minigame series, "Tumblephonics-ABCount that Bag". Well you're here now and we don't have time to go back to the basics. People usually have bags when they start this game, but you can have imginary bags.
<<choice guide1 "Neat!">>Now that I have my answer let me properly introduce myself. I am the Tumble Guy, but you can just call me TG. Believe it or now, I am legendary when it comes to tumbling bags. I've gotten inside of bags with the best of'em in my hayday. I even created the Matryoshka Bag technique. I sure do miss my golden days.
<<choice guide2 "You sound pretty impressive.">>
<<choice guide3 "What's the Matryoshka Bag Technique?">>Well the first technique we will be learning when it comes to tumbling a bag is the ever popular cut off. This skill is esstential in making sure your bag is secure and away from fumblers. Fumblers are basically vultures who will attempt to come up on your bag should you successfully tumble it. They constantly fumble bags that they obtain from inexperienced tumblers, but that's not you! So whatcha gonna do about it?
<<choice cutoff2 "Walk away.">>
<<choice cutoff3 "Tell them bye.">>
<<choice cutoff4 "Use the cut off, obviously...">>That is a forbidden S-Rank tumble technique involving those Russian dolls. By coming up with such a disatrous technique I have given myself the greatest curse. As your guide I must implore you to never attempt that technique. I will be showing you other techniques much more suited to help you get into that bag.
<<choice cutoff1 "If you say so...">>Yes! I am very impressive! I hold the world record for longest time without a fumble and the universal record for the most massive tumble. I really do this if I say so myself, but don't you fret. That's what this self help game is all about. I am going to teach you all of my techniques and secret arts.
<<choice cutoff1 "Whoa! What techniques will you teach me?">>NEVER WALK OFF ON A FUMBLER!!! They can smell a well tumbled bag from miles away. It really doesn't matter how far you walk off on a fumbler, they can and will track you down the moment you've begun a well executed tumble. If you have to walk anywhere, walk into the fumbler and bonk the shit out of them. This might buy you a few seconds to develop an exit stragery.
<<choice cutoff5 "Naw...I'm bot bonking shit.">>Dismissing a fumbler might work, but only in the short term. This is because a career fumbler will remember that. They have written it down and taken a picture of your dismissal. This will assure you that the fumbler will indeed reappear like a Zubat in a cave.
<<choice cutoff3-1 "Wait...Do fumblers appear as much as Zubat?">>
<<choice cutoff3-2 "What the fuck is a zubat?">>Well of course smart ass! A skilled tumbler would use the cut off method to rid themselves of the fumbler with style and grace, but you are a weak ass novice who's not taking this self help game seriously. Look I don't have to be here guiding you through your journey to the bag. I have better things to do like tumbling into my bag.
<<choice cutoff5 "Damn. Chill. We good.">>
<<choice noguide1 "I don't need a guide. You whack anyway.">>So that's how it is, huh? You a master tumbler, huh? You don't need a guide, huh? You can tumble any bag with ease, huh? In that case why the hell am I here, huh?..You got this my friend, huh. How fun tumbling on your own, huh.
<<choice ??? "I'll get these bags on my own!!!"This is where the next passage would be....
[img[https://i.imgur.com/ewYcDLx.png]]This project is more or less a practice project so I understand Twine and what it is capable of. I think this would be a good way to introduce the ICS Universe and would allow me to focus more on the storytelling aspect of it all. I enjoy telling stories and it is something I've always wanted to do. I hope you enjoy whatever the hell this becomes and I hope in the future you will enjoy the ICS.*Tumble Guy has left your party...
*You are the only one in the party...
*Your party is lame as fuck...
<<choice noguide3 "What party...?">>I'll put it to you like this...Zubats rule the caves of the Pokemon world while fumblers rule the everything of the entire world. You can probably look out of your window and see a fumbler. Your neighbor who never cuts his grass...Fumbler. The man in the mirror...Fumbler.
<<choice cutoff5 "Mirror? Wait a minute!">>Don't worry about it. Just look out unto the horizon...Every person the light touches is a fumbler. Fumblers! Fumblrs everywhere! You cannot escape the massive force that is a fumbler. That is why we as tumblers must sheild ourselves from their fumbling ways.
<<choice cutoff5 "Cool. Got it. Fumblers are bad.">>Aye! Back the fuck up! You in the wrong passage construction zone my guy!